- Games don’t make you violent, lag does.
- I’m not a player. I’m a gamer. Players get chicks. I get achievements.
- Failure doesn’t mean the game is over, it means try again with experience.
- I’m the hero of a thousand stories. I’m a superhero, an assassin a soldier. I’ve slain dragons and traveled through portals. I am a spartan, a commander. A king. I’ve saved a thousand worlds and countless more lives. What am I? I’m a gamer.
- I don’t need to get a life. I’m a gamer I have lots of lives.
- Home is where you are ‘Player 1’.
- I’m a gamer. Not because I don’t have a life. But because I choose to have many.
- I don’t have birthdays. I level up!
- I am not a “gamer boy”. I am a gamer. I play video games. I don’t take slutty pictures while holding a controller.
- I don’t know how to play video games casually. I’m either not interested at all or I play 16 hours and forget to eat.
- If someone pauses their game just to text you back, marry them.
- Education is important, but video games are importanter.
- Tips on how to talk to someone while they’re gaming: Don’t.
- I chose to be a gamer because nothing epic ever happens in real life.
- That moment when you finish a game and just don’t know what to do with your life anymore.
- 5:00AM the hour when the legends are either waking up or going to sleep.
- Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
- What doesn’t kill me, gives me EXP.
- Keep calm and game on.
- I have a dream. That one day, my mom will understand that online games cannot be paused.
- If people were influenced by video games, then majority of Facebook users would be farmers by now.
- Keep calm and blame it on the lag.
- I’m sorry for what I said, when I was playing video games


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